Abs

I am totes amazing,
Amazing I totes am.
I weren't totes amazing,
I'd not have wrote this poem.

I am totes amazeballs,
Amazeballs I totes is.
If I ain't totes amazeballs,
Then what the fuck I is?!

I am totes jamazin',
Jamazin I still is,
If I weren't totes jamazin',
Man, I'd love to know who is!

I am abs amazin'
I absolutely is.
If I'm not abs amazeballs,
Then I don't wanna be it!